Precious D's Pearls for Swine

I have a passing familiarity with the character, but I'm not what you would call a big Iron Man fan. Nonetheless, I am appalled; perhaps even outraged at the news that Leonardo DeCrapio may be playing Tony Stark in an Iron Man movie. Is Kevin Smith the only person in Hollywood who has ever actually read a comic book? Dear God, it’s almost a stupid as the Nicholas Cage as Superman atrocity. Maybe they could do an Avengers movie with Justin Timberlake as the Vision, Britney Spears as The Scarlet Witch, Ashton Kutcher as Thor and Seann William Scott as Captain America. I’d better not say any more or they’ll do it.

posted by Dominic @ 3:10 PM